n-lite:

R∆D Sarcophagus

gaikudo:

please watch this video about obama killing babies 

awesome-show-great-blog:

How To Get A Job

good-enough-for-a-poke:

The Snuggler

durbikins:

IT’S 2003 AT THE LOCAL YOUTH GROUP!

WE GOT AN XBOX WITH TONY HAWK SET UP IN THE LOBBY

AND WE’RE GONNA ROCK OUT TO “Alive” by P.O.D. DURING WORSHIP!

Pass me a Dew™, dude! It’s time to get saved!

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS



sportsgoth:

FOR THIS NEXT STEP WE WANT YOU TO VISUALIZE YOURSELF,

LOOK DEEP INTO YOUR HEART. IT’S BEEN BEATING NON-STOP

WHAT? YOU THINK WE DIDN’T KNOW THAT YOU’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HER THE WHOLE TIME

WE’RE UNDER THE SAME STARS, SHE’S THINKING ABOUT YOU TOO.

TAKE THIS TIME TO VISUALIZE YOUR HEART, THIS STEP #1 IS ESSENTIAL TO START OFF YOUR QUEST TOWARDS THE NEW-U™ 

将来のここコーポレーション 1996®



omgtsn:

FUCK