Hey Grass Types,

My name is Charizard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are Unevolved, Under-leveled, Pokemon who spend every second of their day fighting stupid ass Geodudes. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any rare candy? I mean, I guess it’s fun battling people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Bulbapedia.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best attack. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Pokethlon team, and starter on my pokeball team. What competitions do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn female pokemon”? I also get straight critical hits, and have a banging hot Gardivoir(She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Grass types who should just faint yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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